| Local trades and professions were well represented. Dr. D'Eath welcomed patients to the GP Surgery with a detailed notice, ably assisted by two nurses.
WRENBURY'S ALTERNATIVE SURGERY
(For all your alternative illnesses)
NO APPOINTMENTS NECESSARY.
NO WAITING.
IMMEDIATE TREATMENT AVAILABLE.
DOCTOR HIGHLY TRAINED AT NIGHT SCHOOL.
(fully trained in all aspects of horticulture and agricultural matters, flower arranging, and 100yds sprint
ALL MEDICINES ARE FULLY TESTED (yet to be tested on humans)
NO PRIVACY.
NO PATIENT TURNED AWAY.
URGENT APPOINTMENTS TREATED NEXT DAY!
ROLE UP FOR THIS 'NEW' CURE ALL TREATMENT, AVAILABLE ONLY AT THE 'NEW' 'ALTERNATIVE' CLINIC IN WRENBURY.
Everything was kept running smoothly by the able efforts of Scarecrowtary, who never left her keyboard all weekend......
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